BACKYARD BASHES Field Guide 2010

March 14th, 2010 by Adam

Hey gang! Backyard Bashes are upon us! The craziness begins tomorrow afternoon at 1pm and it’s not too late to decide that your week of schoolessness would be empty & absent of meaning without us and pony up the $20 for your wristband. Just show up at the location of your choice with the loose cash in your sweaty palm.

How It Works:

Each Backyard Bash will be held in the specified location below. In order to get in the door, you must be wearing your purchased yellow wristband AS WELL AS have any and all items in the “WHAT TO BRING” section for that day.

Each party will follow a specific theme that everything will be built upon. Come with a good attitude and be ready for anything… ANYTHING! Yes, you may get a bit messy or wet at times, so don’t wear a brand new outfit entirely made of suede or anything. You may wreck it. These bashes are going to get pretty wild (in the funnest sense of the word).

And please, out of respect for the homeowners, please don’t arrive any earlier than 15 minutes prior to the party’s start time and arrange for a ride to pick you up NO LATER than 30 minutes after the parties stop time each day. Party down.

The Schedule:

MONDAY 1-5pm – lumberjacks & ninja’s

WHERE TO GO: The Allen’s—1080 W. Bosal Dr, Gilbert, AZ 85233

WHAT TO BRING: Dress in your most convincing lumberjack or a ninja ensemble. No weapons please.

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TUESDAY 1-5pm – redneck roundup

WHERE TO GO: The Ross’—235 S. 163rd St., Gilbert, AZ 85296

WHAT TO BRING: Anything made with snake skin; sleeveless shirts & thick fake mustaches welcome.

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WEDNESDAY 7-10pm – radial service after party

WHERE TO GO: The Activity Center on the Mesa Campus—655 E University Dr., Mesa, AZ 85203

WHAT TO BRING: Yourself, a friend, and an appetite for Candyland board game dominance.

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THURSDAY 1-5pm – saturday morning circa 1992

WHERE TO GO: The Activity Center on the Mesa Campus—655 E University Dr., Mesa, AZ 85203

WHAT TO BRING: Wear your PJ’s, favorite footies, and the biggest, baddest bed head possible.

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FRIDAY 6:30-9:30pm – off brand

WHERE TO GO: The Hittenberger’s—6354 W. Dublin Lane, Chandler, AZ 85226

WHAT TO BRING: Bring the most ridiculous off-brand snack you can muster.

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* If you get lost or have any questions, concerns or favorite recipes to share, call Gretchen Smith at: 602.615.3839 or Adam Smith at: 602.615.3848

One Response to “BACKYARD BASHES Field Guide 2010”

  1. tv guy says:

    Excuse my English but, This post makes my mind spin at the speed of dark.

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